An iPhone app will now calculate how good your sex life is

My latest Medium post is called "I Don't Want or Need an App to Measure My Sex Life." If you like it, please click "recommend" at the bottom and spread the word. And I took my Hitachi Magic Wand for a sex drive:



This isn't really related, other than to say that while I don't want badges for having sex (you earn them using Spreadsheets), even on Hannukah, I do highly recommend the JetBlue badges program. If you already fly JetBlue, it's totally worth it. You get frequent flyer miles just for joining, and then more when you earn badges for travel, social media use and other things. I have a few trips coming up with JetBlue: Burlington, Vermont, Charleston, South Carolina and Albuquerque, New Mexico--I chose the latter in part because JetBlue had cheap flights, $133 each way. But really I'm such a booster for them because they make flying as easy as possible. They don't charge for the first checked bag, which I so appreciate; for other airlines, I'd rather pay more for my ticket price and not have to fork over an extra $25 each way for my luggage. I just overall have had good experiences with JetBlue, though I check prices and fly whichever airline is cheapest.

I feel like the punchline to a "You didn't know there was a Google app?" joke

I feel like I'm relearning the iPhone because I kindof am, while also trying to figure out a new blog platform (for a new blog I'm starting, Books Food Fashion, not for this one, I've resigned myself to the hell that is Blogger for this and my cupcake blog) and, of course, still don't know how to back it up because I apparently have a block about that. It's on my list though, don't worry, as is trying to carry fewer bags in the new year. Like, maybe even one, I'll be practically unrecognizable.

It's fine, I'm itching for January to be here so I can not be quite as broke and get my new laptop (gonna just walk in and be spontaneous, Air or MacBook Pro - leaning toward Air, but I really don't know and cannot afford any more brainpower to the decision, I'm more of a "I know it when I see it" shopper and by all accounts both are good computers). I'm just a wee bit overwhelmed these days, so the whole getting out of bed thing, not to mention vainly trying to meet deadlines, is about all I can handle. I think it's gonna be another stay home on NYE year, and as long as I don't puke again, I'm actually more than happy with that. I am making up for being overly social the previous 11 months by trying not to go out much this one.

Anyway...I feel like a very bad iPhone user for having to read in The New York Times that Google has an app. Duh.

"8 New Internet Sex Fads" at The Daily Beast

My latest piece for The Daily Beast is "8 New Internet Sex Fads."

The Passion iPhone app screen grabs didn't make it in, so I'm posting it below:







And then to rub it in:





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