I love my spanking erotica but it'll never be worth $13,897.50

When you have books like Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z 1 and 2 that are out of print, apparently people do crazy things, like this:



I love all my anthologies but there is no way this book is worth even 1/10th of that! Hilarious, but still. You could buy umpteen erotica books for that price.

As soon as I have some time, I'm going to work on getting both Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z books into ebook and audio form, but in the meantime, you can buy my books Spanked and Bottoms Up: Spanking Good Stories (more info below) and this fall the very hot Cheeky Spanking Stories will be out from Cleis Press! I just saw the cover at BEA and am SO excited about and just posted the table of contents and introduction. And you should all check out the free ebook Across my Knee: The Delights of Spanking! Yes, it's spanking erotica that's completely free for a limited time, so download it today. Why not? (It's also free for the Nook).



Listen to my Spanked story "The Depths of Despair" being read by Danielle A. Nelson at Nobilis Erotica (mp3)

Buy Spanked from:

Amazon

Kindle

Bn.com

Nook

Powell's

Indiebound (find your local indie bookstore)

Audible audio version

Cleis Press



Buy Bottoms Up: Spanking Good Stories from:

Amazon

Kindle

Bn.com

Nook

Audible audio version

Cleis Press


Cheeky Spanking Stories will be out this fall! I'm so thrilled with this cover; it might edge out my Women in Lust cover as what I think of as my hottest book cover.

Pussy lovers unite!

This is one of those visions that you have to look at and shake your head to marvel that it's not April 1st. But it's not, it's December 3rd, and there really is a website called Purrsonals.com. And they threaten promise to blog.



There's a great cat news section which says:

"Whether your single or not, this is the place for all cat lovers! Sign up now!"

Grammar lovers need not apply!

Press release highlights:

"Only cat lovers (http://www.purrsonals.com/register.php) truly understand the unique bond between owner and feline," said Joan, one of the cat-loving founders of PURRsonals.com. "We've created a space where members know they'll be meeting others who are just as passionate and dedicated to their pets."...

PURRsonals.com expands on the typical dating Web site (www.PURRsonals.com) design by offering all cat lovers a social networking opportunity. Even cat lovers who aren't single can sign up to share cat photos, stories and videos with other members.

"So many people are scaredy cats when it comes to meeting others through a dating Web site," Joan said. "PURRsonals.com provides a welcoming, like-minded community, and we're excited to bring together a new group of cat lovers from around the world

PURRsonals is a new dating Web site committed to bringing cat lovers everywhere together for new friendships and partnerships that will last forever. As cat owners themselves, the founders of PURRsonals.com understand the strong commitment and bond cat lovers share with their feline friends. They appreciate the importance in finding that special someone to share this unique relationship companionship, love and caring. For more information, please visit www.PURRsonals.com.

It has to be a joke, right? RIGHT??