Firstly, Happy National Whipped Cream Day! Yes, it's today.
Join me tonight at 7 at 126 Franklin Street (G train) at WORD in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with Anna David and Beth Griffenhagen. Free wine and cheese and skin care products!
I just got Beth's book Haiku for the Single Girl and it's hysterical! I have SO many favorites, among them:
On my kitchen floor
We fucked loudly, more than once.
Take that, married friends!
I like trysts with guys
From other countries. It's like
Stamping your passport!
Dear Future Husband,
Hope you like a.m. blow jobs
And pizza. Call me!