And by "you," I mean this crocodile skin paddle from Kiki de Montparnasse:
Except that it's $895. If I win the lottery...or, and this I swear on my blog, if someone buys it for me, they can totally spank me with it (not, you know, an extended lifetime invitation, but one very hard time).
Kiki de Montparnasse has some other lovely, luxury sex toys and sexy items. I'm going to their New York store on Friday for the first time, so I will at least get to
Here are some of my other favorites:
panties that say all sorts of naughty things, include the one below, which says "Fesse-moi," meaning "Spank me"
And lastly...the sexy kind of golden handcuffs!