Rachel Hills's "6 Reasons NOT To Go Out With Him"

I love the writing of Rachel Hills, especially this piece called "6 Reasons NOT To Go Out With Him." And, of course, my fave (ah, 2004/5/6, I remember you...not so fondly):

He doesn’t like you
There’s nothing more attractive than a guy who doesn’t even notice you. Whether it’s the thrill of the chase or the twisted logic that any guy who chases you is desperate and not worth having, this is one habit you want to get out of. Let’s be honest - a crush on a guy who ignores you will most likely end in tears.