Sex theme park opens in London
'Sex theme park' first ride, The Sun, UK (via)
A SPANKOMETER, an orgasm tunnel and a giant wall of willies - roll up, roll up, for the world's first-ever 'sex theme park', opening today in London.
The adults-only Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships is an all-singing, all-dancing look at getting your leg over - and the rest.
It's not quite Disney with dildos, but more The Tate Modern on Viagra.
It's packed with state-of-the-art, interactive attractions, including a stripping masterclass, a voyeur's peep wall and a video display about the ins and outs of oral sex.
Couples romp on screens all around you, in all sorts of scenarios - in flats, in threes and in cars.
Next time I'm in London I'm SO testing the spankometer!
2 Comments:
Wow that sounds really interesting lol. I found your blog randomly so I hope you dont mind me reading and lurking around here lol.
You can always trust The Sun to report such issues in a mature, responsible way...
That said, if you ever do come to London and want to take a look, I'm up for tagging along (although it will probably close down and be replaced with an amusement arcade by Christmas). Naturally, being a Brit, I will blush and laugh inappropriately at things that are neither embarrassing nor funny...
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