The February 14th effect

photo courtesy of Cupcake Beach

I'm much more of the Bennett Madison school of Valentine's Day than the hearts, flowers and candy one. With the exception of cupcakes - those are cute any day of the year.



For those who are with me, you can get a "His Loss" tank top at jilted-lovers.com

or send an awesome anti-Valentine card (via sexuality.about.com)

I'm performing in my very favorite comedy show, The Rejection Show, hosted by Jon Friedman, probably reading from this very old column.

Here's the details:

Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 West 26th Street
Between 8th and 9th Avenue

THE REJECTION SHOW'S
HEARTBREAK HAVEN
FEBRUARY 14, 2007
8PM - 1AM

The cult-favorite live comedy series The Rejection Show and Mortified join forces for an evening of their best breakup, heartbreak and love related performances from shows past blending into and evening of love song karaoke, live music, DJ, drinks and partying. If you’re single, feeling alone, rejected, don’t have a date or don’t like traditional Valentine’s Day routines then The Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater is the place to be on Valentine’s Day ‘07! Don't feel left out happy couples. All are welcome to party and see some hilariously heartbreaking performances.

"Find someone to french!"

Featuring HEARTBREAKING performances from:

Jon Friedman
Gabe & Jenny
Adam Wade
Sara Schaefer
Katina Corrao
Adrianne Frost
Matt Goldich
Todd Levin
Rachel Kramer Bussel
Mike Albo
Mandy Stadtmiller
Giulia Rozzi
Brandy Barber
Sara Jo Allocco
Victoria Scroggins
A Cartoon from Odd Todd
AND MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

LIVE MUSIC FROM:
THE DEFIBULATORS
LEIBYA ROGERS
STUCKEY AND MURRAY
CHUCK & JAWNEE
KIMMY GATEWOOD & KRISTER JOHNSON

KARAOKE FROM:
KARAOKE KILLED THE CAT