In The Flesh in Metro

Thanks to Dacia (her summary: "bar, free event, candy, story about fisting") for snagging this and to Amy Benfer at Metro for listing it! Seriously, people, it's gonna be packed from all that I'm hearing. And I wrote a witty line that's the highlight of my piece that you really won't want to miss - let's just say, a woman scorned and all that . . .