Boobs R Us

With the fabulous Lauren Henderson last night at Melcher Media's Aqua Erotica 2 party. Photo by Alice Ayers. It was much fun, filled with very cool people and, of course, cupcakes. Then I rushed over to Galapagos (not the island, as my friend asked me, the bar) and though I was late, the very adorable Becky Yamamoto and Tony Carnevale ushered me onstage, after Chelsea Peretti had played us voicemails from some crazy guy she once made out with, and they made me blush by reading from "Monica and Me," I painted a male cupid's nipples with lipstick, then we did a little game (a game!) where Becky and I had 30 seconds to put condoms on as many bananas as we could. We eached maxed out at 3. Much fun all around. Also: sparkly gold tights are rocking my world, thank you, H&M.