Not an Onion headline: "Gwyneth Paltrow's Bikini Waxer to Pen Book About 'Being Sexy'"

Seriously. From The Observer

The official deal from Publishers Marketplace:

NON-FICTION: ADVICE/RELATIONSHIPS
One of seven Brazilian sisters collectively known as the J Sisters, who introduced American women to Brazilian beauty techniques, Janea Padilha with Martha Frankel's BRAZILIAN SEXY, a book of bodacious advice for women on love, life, and being sexy (her fans and confidants include Naomi Campbell, Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanessa Williams), to Meg Leder at Perigee, for publication in 2010, by Lynn Johnston at Lynn Johnston Literary (NA).