Aguadilla here I come

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I had no idea JetBlue even flew to Puerto Rico, but now I know. I'm actually staying in Rincon, but you could just plop me wherever, as long as there's a beach and quiet and no subway. I'm happy to change diapers as long as I get to just soak up the sun and write and chill out for a little while. I've never been there, but I will be there from March 31st to April 4th.

Then April is chock full of goodness with a Reputation show and True Sex Confessions Night at In The Flesh. Then in May is BEA, where I'll be signing for First-Timers and breaking my back carrying free books, as well as making my virgin visit to CakeLove, and, if she comes with us, trying to get Jessica to show me the hotspots of DC. I can see my column now: BEA Orgies. Well, probably not, but you never know. Just some things to look forward to as I slog through a March filled with seemingly neverending book deadlines, meetings, and events.

Oh, and once again, if you want to see me shove granola bars into my mouth really fast, come to Best of Brutal Honesty tomorrow night (Tuesday) at Otto's Shrunken Head.

Also, I have the best friends ever. I can just be like "tell me about your orgasms" and they do, easily, no questions asked, totally unselfconsciously. Sometimes I wonder if it distorts my view of the world to have such kick-ass, awesome, open-minded people in my life, but I don't think so. Hopefully, a la Marianne Williamson, we girls who blab about sex all the time get other people to express themselves a little bit more. More soon about this crazy culture war we're in the midst of, which is the idea that's been preoccupying me all evening as I try to winnow down what exactly I want to say. Can you tell that I use blogging to procrastinate? Hence, major deadlines = lots of posts.